Britains most notorious serial killers

Caleb the notorious bum hole sniffer Fahey. In late may 2008 he stole his victims from a local nursery and sniffed their bum holes for full hours before teaching them obscenities and releasing them into their parents arms with pockets full of crack cocaine and German midget pornography. Only to send the school bus full of worried single mothers and future spongers into a fiery pit of their unholy demise. He then took pictures to post on his Facebook group "Bum hole sniffers of the world unite." all to a soundtrack of nursery rhymes remixed to a techno remastering. When questioned by police he stated;

"When sniffing children's bum holes one achieves an all mighty high similar to that on LSD, Crack, DMT and Meth. The rest just sort of merged into the trip. Though i am glad you caught me, because i next planned to hit retarded children in third world countries or to take the prime ministers nan to a brothel in Amsterdam on a cocktail of hallucinogenic substances, whether she is dead or not with a little bit of Vaseline no body would know the difference."

Caleb Bum hole sniffer Fahey shows signs of drug induced schizophrenia and psychosis, but it is all right because we locked him up and Gordon's nan is safe. So you just sleep tight knowing the country is going down the pan and your life is seemingly normal in comparison to this sick psychopath.

Forget me not.

I do what i do to forget.

Forget what she asked?

I can't remember.

She laughed assuming i actually had a sense of humor.

I smiled thinking i can't actually remember.