I was at a bus station the other day with a head full of acid. I saw a woman crying, looking like she had been beaten. She was in distress it was six or seven in the morning. Large groups of normal people had been waiting in the cold for their buses. As the woman pulled un-smoked cigarettes from her pockets throwing them on the floor. She looked me in the eye. I was unsure whether i was seeing this for real or not. The woman went to a bench and wailed. When the bus arrived i witnessed all the upstanding citizens literally run from the needy girl. I wanted so much to help her, but what use is an acid casualty on a cold Sunday morning who can barely utter his own name. It was a sad sight to see and to think, these people are here to help me.
Father of two was freed from jail after a court heard he was a "good" parent. He tied up his 2 year old daughter and posted a picture on face book stating "The naughty step didn't work." His actions are being put down to crass stupidity.
Julie Travis bludgeoned her 23 year old son with a golf club. After striking her son three times she asked her other son whether she should kill him or not? He begged her to stop, but she did it anyway.
Detective Baylor's jeep was targeted in a snowball fight. The off duty officer decided to leave the vehicle and pull his gun to try and settle the situation.
Akmal Shaikh 54, is due to be executed on 29th of december in China. He was caught attempting to smuggle 4kg of heroin into the country. His daughter has made an appeal to stop this happening. She states her father is delusional and suffers from bipolar. Her father was told by Polish drug smugglers that they would make him a pop star in china.
An eye for an eye an ear for an ear. A Pakistani court ordered two men have their ears and noses cut off for doing the same to women who would not marry one of them.
A man walked into a restaurant with a knife in his chest and ordered a coffee. He called an ambulance and walked a mile to the coffee shop. He was stabbed after refusing to hand his money to a mugger and claimed he was just waiting for an ambulance.
Angry Parents in Croatia feel a voluptuous puppet should be removed from a children stage performance. They felt the show was inappropriate for kids. The director fails to see what is so unusual about a hedge hog who could give you a prick and says it is not his fault if parents see something which doesn't exist in the show.
Matthew Shuter has created a psychedelic hearse to offer funerals for the "hippie generation". He claims they are dying out and he saw a gap in the market.
The body of a 75 year old man was left on a balcony for seven days because neighbors thought it was a Halloween display. The body had died to a single gunshot wound to the eye.
Newlywed Roman Catholics are being urged to say a single prayer before having sex to purify their actions and not commit a selfish act.
Natalie Dylan 22, has auctioned her virginity on E-bay. The bids have reached 2.5 billion. She is doing it to pay for her masters degree.
A 4 year old boy has been caught drunk on the streets wearing a girls dress he stole from a neighbors tree. He wants to get into trouble and go to jail because that is where his dad is.
A Buddhist bank robber has been refused the visit of his cat even though he says it is the reincarnation of his mum.
These things happen. Part of me wonders how this stupidity prevails and part of me accepts that it just does.
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